My nearest neighbor has a Ukraine flag flying, so I ordered one off Amazon 2.99 3x5. Threw it in the coop, let the chickens paint it. Then let my Saint Bernard and Aussie play tug till it was shredded but still recognizable. Then hung it between her pasture and my pasture so every time she goes to feed she sees it. She started yelling stomping across her field take that down take that down. Its still hanging blowing in the wind. I strung it up between two trees with some fence wire about 6 ft off the ground so the bottom almost drags in the muck. We still waves at each other but she has one finger pointing up when she does.
Like I told my husband I dont care if she is pissed I find it amusing. You all might call me a bitch.