When 2011 became my horribilis annus I was obliged to get a cuff.

When the Covid clamped in 2020 I got a pulse oximeter.

I was given some high end fitbit watch thing for retiring, but the wife misplaced it in the debris field of our home.

Hand held EKG? Nighttime monitoring?

I appreciate some may need or want to micro manage the mirror on the wall.

But I am asking my obsessions to retire and prefer to not encourage a convention of digital succubi.