Hooman Noorchashm MD, PhD
I hate the fucking letter people, those self-important assholes who list their letters after their names in an attempt to give their position merit. I'm really not impressed.
Oh I didn't realize that you have a MAFMUTHCS! You must be really fucking smart! By the way I'm not sure what a MAFMUTHCS is, and I don't very much care.
My old dentist, Jim, is nice guy, personable and did a good job. He sold his practice. I went in for cleaning, new dentist comes in wearing scrubs, some bandana kind of thing on his head, and yellow tinted safety glasses - "Hi, I'm DOCTOR Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..."
I burst out laughing at him. The fucking moron is a dentist who thinks he's a heart surgeon. Never went back, bought a set of curettes and scrape them clean myself.
I left a job a few years back. The company hired PhD guy to replace me. Guy was a joke. Useless, hated, and incompetent.
I got whacked by a car once to the tune of $40K in medical bills. I wasn't in a vehicle so it was me against an insurance company. I got a lawyer, the best one around. We should do X he says. But what about statute Y? - I ask. Oh, I'm not familiar with that. Perfect, I hired an expensive moron!
Let me make it clear, Hooman Noorchashm MD PhD, I don't give a fuck what letters you have after your name. If you can't discuss the subject on its merits and support your position using logic and data, then shut the fuck up!