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2023-01-24 11:26 by Karl Denninger
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Long A Certain Futures Contract That SHOULD Be Listed
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Oh, I'm some sort of conspiracy theorist and the Covid jabs are safe and effective eh?

Ok, let's ignore "effective" for the purpose of this article.

How about "safe"?


This is just through the end of 2021 as that was the end of the survey so it picks up nobody who died from this crap into 2022 and forward.  It is thus nowhere near the full damage, which is still ongoing today and, in fact, this morning I was sent a message from someone who heard of a local teen athlete that had collapsed with a cardiac problem at a sporting event.  They're alive, for now, having been hit with an AED, CPR and ultimately a chopper ride.

The CI is wide because of the listed potential confounders and possible biases which are disclosed and discussed in the study itself.  That leads to a relatively-wide confidence interval but even at the lower boundary this is not only unacceptable it is damn-near proof of fraud because there is no possible way these shots could have gotten through the so-called "trials" without that level of damage being detected and in fact we now know it was detected because the original trials in the fall of 2020 had more deaths in the treatment than the placebo arm which were waved away as statistically meaningless.

Where are your pitchforks and torches America?  Why does any medical provider including any doctor, nurse, hospital, politician, social media "influencer", celebrity, sports figure or whoever who pushed, advocated or mandated this crap, never mind every single employee at the FDA which just came out advocating for annual jabs still have a job, home, a single penny in assets and be able to walk down the street without being covered in rotten tomatoes, never mind being indicted as an accessory before the fact to mass-manslaughter (sorry, the usual eggs are too expensive to waste on any of this filth.)

Note that this study did go through IRB clearance at Michigan State University so yeah, its real.

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Twainfan2 1k posts, incept 2018-12-04
2023-01-24 11:42:23

Over a quarter million deathssure is safe! This is easily the most dangerous drug ever approved for use (even if just under EUA).
Tickerguy 192k posts, incept 2007-06-26
2023-01-24 11:42:46

That's just one year. There's now ANOTHER year that's passed with even more jabbing, so it is entirely reasonable to double those figures.

The difference between "kill" and "murder" is that murder, as a subset of kill, is undeserved by the deceased.
Tsherry 11k posts, incept 2008-12-09
2023-01-24 11:58:55

Ahhh. Feels so good to reduce the surplus population....

Fucking murdering bastards....

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority. R.A.H.
Boredfree 1k posts, incept 2021-09-15
2023-01-24 11:59:00

As I posted in the other thread, rocks!

They've made eggs too valuable to waste, genetically altered tomatoes so they won't rot properly to use as projectiles of fury.

Rocks... or icy snowballs.

Both will make your point much better, and with practice, a permanent solution to the asshole recipient.

Anyone who lacks rocks is welcome to stop by my house, we have plenty in a variety of shapes and sizes. Probably enough for 10,000 or so folks to fill a pair of five gallon buckets.

The problem is most people want to point a finger rather than their thumb when dealing with challenges.
Pattyofurniture 39 posts, incept 2022-04-18
2023-01-24 11:59:16

Geez that's horrible. And let's not forget that a HUGE majority of the covid "deaths" reported were WITH covid, not OF covid. That ought to throw their ratio off a bit...

How do I get off this Island so that I can move to Hawaii?
Merkinmuffley 84 posts, incept 2021-09-10
2023-01-24 11:59:25

Just to add another body to the pile of anecdotal evidence:
Triathlete friend in his early fifties suffered a massive heart attack NYE and is STILL in the hospital. I can't even imagine what his bill is going to be.

And what's up with the bizarre video of Damar Hamlin?

Reason: He is jabbed.
Workerbee 5k posts, incept 2009-03-18
2023-01-24 11:59:31

Will your 3% rat-fucked estimate change based on this, or will you remain conservative?

'Keep pushing fuckers, you'll find the trip wire eventually'
~ Quik49

'This is the part where you find out who you are'
Smooth 132 posts, incept 2020-03-26
2023-01-24 11:59:34

The original study of the Pfizer drug showed, as you mentioned, no survival benefit (or significant reduction in severe illness) after having the drug administered, and yet the study was terminated early, an entirely UNPRECEDENTED action in the history of medicine -- because it was grossly unethical.

Accordingly, the control group was eliminated, and preserving this group was the ONLY way of knowing for sure what safety issues would arise as a consequence of taking the drug. How convenient.....

This whole fiasco dwarfs ANYTHING in the history of this country in terms of fraud and abuse.
Tickerguy 192k posts, incept 2007-06-26
2023-01-24 12:01:31

@Workerbee - Assuming lower boundary over two years that's 400,000 thuds, more or less.

That's one in 500 thus far, and if we presume ten people get fucked but live (for some period of time) for everyone who thuds immediately the 3% figure is still in the ballpark.

Incidentally that makes the jab far more dangerous than the disease for all EXCEPT the seriously elderly and morbid, and would still look ok there until you realize it doesn't fucking work on top of it, so the risk of the disease for those people is still there and at BEST postponed for a couple of months.

Your odds of not getting smashed by a train that (1) has no light on the front, (2) no horn, (3) the crossing is right after a hard bend in the track so you can't see the train coming and we take down all the sawbucks, lights and gates is MUCH less than 3%. I'm willing to bet tens of thousands of cars can go over that crossing without being hit.

But if you're the one, well.....

The difference between "kill" and "murder" is that murder, as a subset of kill, is undeserved by the deceased.

Miker 16 posts, incept 2022-01-26
2023-01-24 12:25:25

I'm so happy you still write about all this. I was worried when you posted the COVID epilogue and said you were moving on.

There's a lot more to say. Thank you.
Heartlander 2k posts, incept 2021-02-25
2023-01-24 12:25:32

Here's a possible confounder: How many of the deaths from Covid reported by people in this study were people who got Covid AFTER being vaxxxed?

We know that the vaxxx screws up your immune system, damages your heart, etc., i.e., weakens you and makes you more vulnerable to everything including Covid.

But, then again, back in 2021, the vaxxx supposedly reduced severity of symptoms, so maybe it's not a confounder for this study after all?

Thoughts, Karl?
Apathetic 44 posts, incept 2011-08-16
2023-01-24 12:25:41

The hits keep rolling. I've been mentally preparing that I may have to deal with consequences in several immediate family members who I think got at least 3 doses. Of course it was pointless talking to any of them at any point, before or after the jabs.
Comrader 632 posts, incept 2010-06-10
2023-01-24 12:45:30

My wife and I are not real social people, we don't go out much, stay to ourselves and don't have a lot of friends. We just don't know that many people. I have been telling you guys and everyone I talk to that we know 6 people that for sure died of the jab. well, I haven't posted for a while and the number is 9. I fear that Karls number is too low, but I trust you Karl. Maybe more of the wrong batches in this area.
Traderdog 51 posts, incept 2021-08-30
2023-01-24 12:45:35

Yet MSU still requires two shots plus a booster. Assholes.

Tickerguy 192k posts, incept 2007-06-26
2023-01-24 12:46:02

I'm for making every member of the Board of Reagents suck-start a shotgun on the quad at this point.

The difference between "kill" and "murder" is that murder, as a subset of kill, is undeserved by the deceased.
Traderdog 51 posts, incept 2021-08-30
2023-01-24 12:47:23

Found this listing of college vex requirements. In case it is helpful. Have a freshman in HS. Definitely looking at this now.

Traderdog 51 posts, incept 2021-08-30
2023-01-24 13:51:11

@Tickerguy- let every student jab each of those assholes on the quad. One shot after another until the entire student body has a chance. If any are left, they can suck it.
Whitehat 11k posts, incept 2017-06-27
2023-01-24 13:51:30

There is a way to deal with the problem as stated in Karl's last paragraph, and Boredfree mentioned it in another thread.

I really do not think that people will do it, and in addition cannot grok the mechanism.

@Workerbee -- the reason that you mentioned to Karl cranking up the numbers is that it is difficult to fathom the horror without it, the number, being bigger. Trust me, we are in the midst of a horror. This is a long disaster unfolding, and authorities get more dangerous as the revelation becoming apparent makes them more desperate. Desperate leaders become despots.

Don't think for a moment that Karl figuring or any of us figuring a higher number will wake the public anymore or spur any action not already baked in the cake. Some of us know how this will unfold, and it matters not how many dead or statistics. You want it bigger as the emotional strain has gone on too long and you are looking for a bigger "hit". It does not work that way. It is time to stop feeling fear and anger and be resolved that this is a train upon which we all ride which has many destinations to its end, and we do not determine anything but merely along for the ride. It must play out.

Wake me when the killing begins.

smiley Je souhaite

Quod tu es, ego fui, quod ego sum, tu eris
Jpg 828 posts, incept 2009-03-23
2023-01-24 13:51:54

Merkinmuffley wrote..
...suffered a massive heart attack NYE and is STILL in the hospital. I can't even imagine what his bill is going to be.
Even with "health insurance", being he crossed a calendar year boundary, he's likely to get hit with two out-of-pocket maximums.
Jpg 828 posts, incept 2009-03-23
2023-01-24 13:52:01

The "futures contract" - boiled rope?
Abelardlindsey 1k posts, incept 2021-03-26
2023-01-24 13:52:12


From your list, you send your kid to a college in a "red" state if you have one of college age. In any case, its the red state people having kids. The trendy blue places have become relatively childless due to cost of living as well as social/cultural preferences.

Its all in the mitochondria
Kikknback 1k posts, incept 2020-03-17
2023-01-24 13:52:26

Is it not great living in THE LAND OF THE FREE that authorizes HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION / MASS MURDER?


1. The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential.

This means that the person involved should have legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, over-reaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision. This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment.

The duty and responsibility for ascertaining the quality of the consent rests upon each individual who initiates, directs or engages in the experiment. It is a personal duty and responsibility which may not be delegated to another with impunity.

2. The experiment should be such as to yield fruitful results for the good of society, unprocurable by other methods or means of study, and not random and unnecessary in nature.

3. The experiment should be so designed and based on the results of animal experimentation and a knowledge of the natural history of the disease or other problem under study that the anticipated results will justify the performance of the experiment.

4. The experiment should be so conducted as to avoid all unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury.

5. No experiment should be conducted where there is an a priori reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur; except, perhaps, in those experiments where the experimental physicians also serve as subjects.

6. The degree of risk to be taken should never exceed that determined by the humanitarian importance of the problem to be solved by the experiment.

7. Proper preparations should be made and adequate facilities provided to protect the experimental subject against even remote possibilities of injury, disability, or death.

8. The experiment should be conducted only by scientifically qualified persons. The highest degree of skill and care should be required through all stages of the experiment of those who conduct or engage in the experiment.

9. During the course of the experiment the human subject should be at liberty to bring the experiment to an end if he has reached the physical or mental state where continuation of the experiment seems to him to be impossible.

10. During the course of the experiment the scientist in charge must be prepared to terminate the experiment at any stage, if he has probably cause to believe, in the exercise of the good faith, superior skill and careful judgment required of him that a continuation of the experiment is likely to result in injury, disability, or death to the experimental subject.


"The most grotesque act of Treason is to be born into a free Constitutional Republic, for which you did not risk your life or shed blood to create, and sit back and watch it slowly be taken from you w
Cmoledor 1k posts, incept 2021-04-13
2023-01-24 13:52:35

Snowballs iced up covering a rock inside. Thats gonna leave a mark. Aim for the eye socket. Its the least that is deserved.

The whole world is one big fucking scam
Why are you giving a vulgarity warning here? Our genial host is an advocate of both skullfucking and sodomy via rusty chainsaw. Credit to Rollformer
Thegreatunwashed 273 posts, incept 2021-09-13
2023-01-24 13:52:41

In terms of the Social Security "trust fund" drying up and Medicare blowing up, I wonder if the fiscal benefits of accelerated aging will offset the costs of large numbers of working aged jabbed becoming disabled. I doubt it.

I will have NO survivor's guilt, except a bit of shame for all my Schadenfreude.
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