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|User Info||The Grand Fraud of 2019; entered at 2019-04-15 10:13:13|
Registered: 2015-05-03 Vancouver WA
Ok-Ok-Ok - This Ticker has planted the seed for The Most Brilliant Plan of 2019|
Mine BitCoin - Take untold profits from BitCoin and buy Tesla's - Start Driving Tesla Fleet for Uber, but also pick up and deliver GrubHub at the same time, use the windfall from Uber and GrubHub delieveries to purchase their stalks. Buy enuff stalk to become CEO of Uber and vote myself a raise paid entirely in Bitcoin, and live life on easy street.
Now some of you are probably thinking "Fleet" of Tesla's you can only drive one at a time. WRONG - They do have autopilot, so I am going to stick an Alexa on the front seat. But here is the Ultra-Ingenious part, I have been told BitCoin mining can use a lot of electricity. We all know Tesla's are 109.73% green and some shopping locations provide FREE electricity and premium parking for electric cars. So while I have my Tesla fleet plugged into public charging stations, I will not only be saving the environment but mining for BitCoin, so I can connect people to their destination through Uber, but also people to their food through GrubHub all while saving the world of CO2.
Karl, had you not written this Ticker, I would not have know this niche needed to be filled and I will be thanking you specifically when I receive the Failing New York Times "2019 Sentinel Being of the Year"