The Union Will Get Right On That
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Posted 2012-11-26 07:40
by Karl Denninger
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The Union Will Get Right On That
 

Why am I not surprised?

MEMPHIS, Tenn. – It was a brazen and surprisingly long-lived scheme, authorities said, to help aspiring public school teachers cheat on the tests they must pass to prove they are qualified to lead their classrooms.

For 15 years, teachers in three Southern states paid Clarence Mumford Sr. -- himself a longtime educator -- to send someone else to take the tests in their place, authorities said. Each time, Mumford received a fee of between $1,500 and $3,000 to send one of his test ringers with fake identification to the Praxis exam. In return, his customers got a passing grade and began their careers as cheaters, according to federal prosecutors in Memphis.

Yep.

And for 15 years those teachers taught students and got away with being incompetent to do so.

Think about that for a while.

In my professional life I've been personally involved in firing a number of people, and have tried to fire more.  In some places firing people who should have never gotten their job is quite difficult; HR departments tend to be concerned about all sorts of things that go beyond job performance (like the color of someone's skin, for instance, and whether that person will claim "discrimination" and sue) all the time.

But in the teaching profession it's even worse.  There we actually build into the system incentives for crap performance.  We pass students that do not perform to grade and it is always their fault, never the responsibility of the teacher (and/or the curriculum that is completely and utterly full of crap -- aka "new math.")

Then we go even further and hand out awards claiming that every kid is "exceptional", turning their pretty little heads to mush with that crap.  Sorry folks, but out of a population of 200 not all of them can be "exceptional"; if they are then they're ordinary.

Exceptional outcomes can and should be recognized.  But this is not about making people "feel good", it is about recognizing when they are better than the benchmark -- notably so.  That is, exceptional must mean exactly that.

The only thing "exceptional" about what happened here is that the crooks involved not only did it for 15 years, they got away with it, not only at the time of the test but forward as so-called "professionals", and were not fired for incompetence.

If that doesn't make you damned uncomfortable about the quality of the so-called "educators" in your school system that forcibly extracts their pay from you via taxes, well, you're not all that bright either.

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I know what will fix the problem!! More money for schools!!

/this is what most parents believe

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It's for the children...

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Hey, I was one of the early New Math students starting in 3rd grade in the 60s. Yellow softcover books from Harvard University Press full of set theory and plane geometry concepts. Went on to Calculus in High School, and a BS in Physics. Only a couple of classes in each grade were on this track, and I remember being in Calculus class with those same kids. We might have been the smart kid classes though.
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Well at least they are not assembling jet engines or designing bridges...The failures will be damaging and destroy quality of life but not randomly kill a few hundred strangers at a time.
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Sickening.

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Yes Bagbalm, but those they are teaching MAY be doing those things.

And even if they don't, they'll still likely be driving busses and taxis, subways, even multi-ton garbage trucks.

It all links in somehow. smiley

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http://www.marionstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/....

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Thousands of Ohio third-graders face being held back in school if they can't improve their reading proficiency by year's end -- and the problem could be ven worse next year. Schools recently received the results from the fall Ohio Achievement Assessments. A CentralOhio.com examination of several city districts cross the state showsup to half of the third-graders are not yet proficient in reading.

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The state's third-grade reading guarantee requires students to meet certain proficiency levels on reading tests to advance to the fourth grade.

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If nothing else, the debate over how to implement the law is sure to spur a battle over school funding during the legislature's debate on the sate budget next year.

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I know a couple people from NE china. As kids they were banished from public school (grade school and high school) because their parents were political dissidents. As it turns out they wound up being very successful (scored in the top 1% for university acceptance) and many are high level business, academic and medical professionals. This will be the one academic study that will never be done as it runs completely counter to our understanding of how people learn and motivate themselves.

Higher education has convinced the masses that math and science are the most important subjects for the future round of jobs (including many on this board) and they are mostly likely wrong. Math is increasingly a computer processing function and science is going the same way.
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By having teachers that never passed the test actually teach for 15 years, this shows:
- The test doesn't measure anything useful
- No one gets fired for being incompetent

Damns the whole crazy system either way.
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Despite your many blogs on teachers, there are some good ones. My wife does happen to be an exceptional teacher. No, I don't just say it to make it true, I measure it by the performance of her students who consistently score better than they did the previous year. The standardized test has it flaws big time (like basically a curriculum designed around taking those tests only). But the fact is her kids do better - and not just on tests. I've seen the letters from parents, I've heard the phone calls, so maybe every once in awhile recognize that some teachers actually take their job seriously.

Oh and she is one of the few (if not only one) who said NO THANKS to the "union" because she recognized that the $40/check dues are a total waste of money.

Also, very few students receive the highest grades (i.e. a 5 or a 6) on those tests, so they don't exactly say all the students are exceptional.
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The subject specific tests do in fact measure overall aptitude in the subject area. In fact, the history test has the highest number to pass of any of the Praxis tests. I knew a girl who tried 3 times to pass it and finally gave up on becoming a teacher b/c of it. Now the elementary ed one could be passed by any high school grad, I would hope. However, passing the test doesn't mean you will get and or hold onto a job.

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Goforbroke: I bet there is not one mention in that article about parents actually taking an involvement in their kids life - maybe like reading to them, helping them with homework, conferencing with the teachers. Everyone blames the teachers, yet somehow parents always get a pass. Yeah I know some of them are dumber than their third grade kids, but there are resources to help those students if pursued. The truth is, most of the parents are to lazy(oh yes I mean busy) to take an active role.
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In some places firing people who should have never gotten their job is quite difficult; HR departments tend to be concerned about all sorts of things that go beyond job performance (like the color of someone's skin, for instance, and whether that person will claim "discrimination" and sue) all the time.


Oh **** Karl, the stories I could regarding this!!!!!! The stories I could tell!


I work for gov here in AZ.


Like I said the stories I could tell regarding this.

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Public education has not been about "education" since forced integration, at least.

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I'll bet the people hired to pass the teacher exams were home schooled.
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Anti, I would say, public education hasn't been about education since the late 1800's, early 1900's when compulsory attendance laws started to crop up.

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Several years after my mother retired as a teacher, she told me a story about her last week in the skool.

As the teachers were cleaning out their classrooms for the summer, they were throwing unneeded things away. In a hushed voice (as if she was afraid someone would hear), my mother told me that she snuck into one of the younger teachers' room, and saw in her wastebasket a stack of workbooks. She surreptitiously looked through the workbooks, and DIDN'T SEE ONE RED MARK of corrections.

She still couldn't believe, several years later, that the young teacher wasn't doing work that my mother took for granted as part of the job.

As a child growing up, our dining room table was always covered with several stacks of workbooks for various subjects. And lots of red pencils and pens. :-)

* This was in the mid-1980s.

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On a related note: this sort of corruption extends through all levels of our education system. Here is a Salt Lake Tribune story about keeping the money rolling in from plagiarizing Saudi ESL college students: http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/552870.... .
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Executing those who cheat on these tests might be a little extreme. Maybe ten years in the pokey with no chance of parole. I hesitate to suggest it being a federal crime, but the tests are tied to federal money, and as we know, the commerce clause now allows federalization of everything. I'd love to see the Teachers Union goons have to argue in favor of unpunished cheating.
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Public education mostly operates as a cash cow for the connected: The school districts have lots of money to spend on contracts of all kinds--mainly construction contracts, to be handed out to the politically connected. Then, of course, school constructions contracts are paid for by borrowing (school bond issues), so the banks that finance these projects also make millions over the life of the loan.

This system it a regular treasure-trove for local elites. The money flows and flows. Unfortunately, very little of this flow of money goes for actual education. My kids often took high school classes which had to be taught without a textbook--the absence of physics textbooks comes to mind. But they had a ****-ton of money to spend on construction.

The public schools are not about education at all, but about pouring the taxpayer's treasure into the laps of the connected.

Normally the public school systems employees, too, are also the politically connected, or, as I like to put it, people who are blowing somebody. This, it appears to me, is the chief qualification to be a teacher these days.


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Sharon, I need to date a teacher then.

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Risingcream -

I would suggest dating public school administrator and not teacher. In most states teachers are not overpaid and since they can not sign off on contracts, they do not participate in mutually lucrative bribery scams.

BTW here in TX I hear quite often about teachers promoting cheating on standardized tests. Their pay is linked to student performance on those tests.

And while I agree with 95% of what Gen wrote in his article, I also think that there are plenty students who simply can not be taught because they DO NOT WANT to be taught. If there is no input from drug-selling and American-idol watching parents, then chances of those kids actually learning something are almost 0 even with the best teachers.
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That's true BUT if the teachers would stop putting up with that **** from the administration and state political wonks it would STOP.

Why? Well what the **** are they going to do when the classrooms have NO TEACHERS in them?

That's the nature of a co-dependent abusive relationship -- BOTH PARTIES are consenting to what's going on.

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