You GOT To Be Kidding #3
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Posted 2011-04-27 19:28
by Karl Denninger
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You GOT To Be Kidding #3
 

#2 looks like AP took a printed copy and scanned it.  Fair enough.

But... you are not going to believe this....

Ah, the good doctor's name was David, right?  Looks like Sinclair for the last name, but I can't be certain.

Did a David Sinclair deliver a baby on that date?  Are you sure?

Uh, who delivered that baby again?  Rodney and David are...... not the same guy, and that doc's last name on the certificate most certainly is not "West."

My my we've having fun this evening, aren't we?

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This is just too ****ed up to be real. smiley

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But, but, none of the news networks are talking about this...

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Lies, lies, lies... Getting harder to keep all the lies straight.

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Oh jeez... the Attending Physician and the Obstetrician in charge of Stanley Dunham don't have to be the same person.

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Absolutely; the doctor who actually delivers the kid doesn't sign the paperwork.

Bull-****ing-****.

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As was pointed out in another forum, the Local Registrar's signature appears to be U. K. L. Lee.

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Could have been more then one doctor in the delivery room. Besides, read the story again, Nelson nor West claim that West actually delivered the baby, that was added by the article writer. Perhaps Dr. West was in charge of the OB floor that day? Seriously, this is flimsy as hell.

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NO, my kids had a Pediatrician/OBGYN but I had a C-cection
the OTHER Dr. who was the surgeon preforming the C-section signed my kids BC
not my OBGYN— the DR. in charge of the delivery.

here is another link to that article on snopes

http://nativeborncitizen.wordpress.com/2....

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Jeff--I thinks it's the "totality" of errors--this just gets worse...

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Jeffrey - Karl doesn't do flimsy - but

you (Karl) are certainly out of control today young man! LOL

Keep it coming !!!!!!!

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Vegas: Good find, that actually makes a lot of sense. Dr. West was Chief of Staff, so he'd have reason to know about the delivery, while Dr. Sinclair ACTUALLY physically delivered Obama.

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But does anybody know the full name of the Local Registrar at the time?

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The first question that comes to my mind is:

What did they do with the Jackal after it was over?
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Quote:
The first question that comes to my mind is:

What did they do with the Jackal after it was over?

Darth:
They rewarded her. She's the Sec-of-State now.

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KD ... did you EVER think you'd be writing Tickers on this stuff?

Quote:
referring to Dr. Rodney T. West, who died in February at the age of 98
Did he have a hot tub?

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Another reason I think the AP version is the original, you can bring out text from the pages behind it:



Pretty sure that reads "hour of birth" above Obama's middle name...

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I see a little cognitive dissonance and Identity politics combining there, Jeff.

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Isn't being a "birther" kind of like being a "truther"? Both seem to require handy doses of sheer belief (i.e. assumptions entirely predicated on massive government conspiracy) to make it all make sense. "Truthers" (like "birthers") also claim all sorts of coverups, doctored documents, etc that would require the complicity of dozens (or more) of people who all have to keep their collective mouths shut in order to keep the "lie" alive.

Reason: correction
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What are the odds that while we're pouring over this, the gold is being moved out of the NYC vaults to ... ?

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Jeffrey_thomason: You can see OBAMA in box 7d above the "K" and OAHU below HUSSEIN in box 1b. It looks like there was a carbon copy form of the information typed in the form that was offset. Note the distance between OBAMA and OAHU in the faint text and compare it to boxes 6b and 8. Also note that OAHU is not capitalized in the COLB...hmmm...

The dark faint text in box 19a appears to be the original text that belonged in box 23. Maybe someone can figure out what that text says?

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The only WTF on the BC is this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Dai....

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“Race...Afr­ican? I thought African was a nationalit­y. My birth certificat­e says Caucasian for race. I called an old Army buddy from Hawaii and his birth certificat­e says "negro" for race he was born in 1964.”



... and I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this is obvious fake (regardless where the jackhole was born) ... the question is: WHY?


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I'll make a guess as to the potential embarrassing problem. Sounds like his father could have committed statutory rape. Does anyone have a firm date on Mom's birthday?

When did they move in together? Get married? When did she move to Hawaii?

What did the statute look like in 1961?

The latest they could have had sex was early December, assuming they hit the lottery on the first try. If they moved in together or got married let's say in July or August then there's a chance she was 16 and he was at least 7 years older.

Posted on this thread as well because you site and thus your DB sync are getting pounded. I wonder why?

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AND the date of birth, 8-8-61, adds up to the number 77! If one adds 589, that adds up to 666! OR if one adds 539, it adds up to the 616 variant!:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_t....

And some guy tattooed the royal couple on his teeth!:

http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/....
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Trump said that he is going to investigate it to see if it is legit so hopefully they will come out and rip this trash to shreads

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