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Cobra2411
Posts: 10347
Incept: 2007-06-26
Philly P.a.
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From the final exam of Tyranny 101:
Question: What do you do when you've kicked in a door without a warrant hoping to find drugs and only find a pair of clippers and clumps of hair?
Answer: You charge for barbering without a license to justify what you did was right.
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To err is human. To really **** things up takes government.
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Anti
Posts: 4298
Incept: 2007-10-09
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I just finished that article. sickening. They can't find some bankers signing false affidavits to roust.
ETA: These guys are just trying to earn an honest living - government mostly gets in the way of that nowadays.
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Detersbb
Posts: 93
Incept: 2010-10-20
Banned
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This is beyond pathetic, but I suppose that the MAFIA government needs to get its share of the action in a licensing fee. I was under the impression that the license or act of registration granted government jurisdiction and that without those, the government lacks the proper subject matter jurisdiction as is necessary to bring a case of action in a so called "Court of Law." But please don't allow a minor thing like subject matter jurisdiction get in between some branch/level of the government and its money that it is so generous to borrow you to use to make money for it.
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Truthseeker
Posts: 8479
Incept: 2007-10-07
NorCal
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Un ****ing believable.
Except that it's becoming so common as to beggar the question: Why are we putting up with this ****?
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"...But people better realize that the worst-case scenario could actually happen.9/11 happened. This can happen. An economic 9/11, the likes of which we've never seen." Gerald Celente
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Phantomace
Posts: 6393
Incept: 2009-03-16
Las Vegas, NV, and your screen
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Just like mandatory seat-belt laws...
First, they said they wouldn't pull you over just for "that".
Then they migrated to the "it's for the children" meme, and started pulling people over specifically because they didn't see a seatbelt.
In reality, it gives them an excuse for a fishing expedition to see what else they can nail you for and up their quotas and stoke the county coffers.
There are so many laws that we are ALL criminals anymore. If one thing won't stick, then something else will. They just need to get the camel's nose under the tent somehow to start poking around and find it...
(Sidenote: I wonder what would happen if I didn't install seatbelts in my project car... it didn't come with them in 1961, after all. The plan is to put in typical shoulder harnesses, but if I just did a lap-belt, I wonder how many times I would get pulled over even though I was wearing one?)
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"That was a little trick I call math. Oops, now I'm not emotionally invested..." - Dilbert
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Bagbalm
Posts: 4262
Incept: 2009-03-19
Just North of Detroit
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Only government licensing stands between us and corpses stacked in the streets due to pestilence spread by unsterilized combs. If you don't care for yourself think of the children.
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Mpilar
Posts: 5610
Incept: 2009-01-05
Nashville, TN
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They're trying to make home salons illegal here in Nashville...it's 'unregulated' and that's a huge problem aparently. http://www.newschannel5.com/global/story....If these ****ers don't have a hand in EVERYTHING you do...they just write new rules to make sure to cover the **** they forgot about.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken
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Medicdan
Posts: 8024
Incept: 2010-02-11
Scottsdale, AZ
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Quote: Why are we putting up with this ****? In general the majority of us are pussies and this didn't happen to us. (It won't happen to me syndrome) You will pay the Kings tax or else.
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N9lhm
Posts: 92
Incept: 2010-01-28
South Bend, IN
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Phantomace, I've got a 1976 F-250 truck that I use to haul tractors on. It did not come with shoulder belts from the factory, nor does it have a place to install them. I'm just WAITING for a cop to pull me over for not wearing a seat belt so I can show him it didn't have shoulder belts in the beginning :)
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Moodz
Posts: 12
Incept: 2010-10-20
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No1ninja
Posts: 2054
Incept: 2009-08-19
Mississauga, Canada
Banned
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Your FDA has also tried its best so that a housewife who grows her own herbs organically and capsulates them and sells them as herbal supplement is prohibitied from doing so.
I forget what show I was watching, but they showed how easy it is to make the capsuls yourself and sell them on the internet. The drum roll. This is where I was supposed to say, BAD, VERY BAD, people will die!
I was like wicked! This is how you start a small business. I would much rather buy organic supplements than some of the crap at my drug store. It is unreal how brainwashed people can get and how regulations need to always be present to protect you from your own stupidity. Instead they just protect the big boys from competition. If I sell you bad herbs, you can always sue me... just like the doctor.
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Xorbe
Posts: 161
Incept: 2009-06-23
Bay Area, CA
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Clippy: it looks like you are trying to earn a living without a license!
(Sorry, cheap joke from the MS Office character.)
I can't believe the length out country goes to harass "nobodies" who work hard but don't have the right "paperwork license" for their mundane jobs. A barber is not a brain surgeon. I've gotten pretty good handling clippers myself, just practicing on my long-haired Lhasa Apso, lol
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Abn0rmal
Posts: 9261
Incept: 2009-01-10
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A license is permission from the government to do something.
You should ask why the government has the authority to forbid you from getting married, installing a toilet, brewing beer, driving your car, selling houses or any of a few hundred other activities without their permission in the first place.
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Ignorantsavage
Posts: 702
Incept: 2007-11-27
united States
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You're fixing your neighbor's dentures at a tenth the cost and even a heavily biased news article can't find one unhappy customer? You're also a felon if you're doing this in Florida without your government papers. It's a good thing this dangerous man was threatened with death unless he allowed himself to be locked in a cage! http://www.lewrockwell.com/huebert/huebe...."He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance." |
No1ninja
Posts: 2054
Incept: 2009-08-19
Mississauga, Canada
Banned
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I bet you this was just black barber shops.
Everyone has seen a barbeshop movie, we know what goes on there. No need to do a real investigation and cut into donut time.
"Well, it was not one barber shop, it was a lot of them... its a big barbershop synidicate sir. Buba was sitting at his desk and we was like, you know.. I know where them **** keep those drugs, we can take the drugs, and than we can take the shop. So we hit them good, one barber had baggie of coke in his pocket, and vail of perscription drugs!"
It's sad, these cops can't get their hands around this financial mess, but they sure know black and white.
It's just love, they boys in blue are just reminding us that they can kick down a peasents door at any instance, don't make yourself comforatable, and don't be putting away the good china.
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Flaps10
Posts: 5170
Incept: 2008-10-17
seattle
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You're assuming that they're giving bad haircuts. As pointed out, the only issue is whether they've been given permission from the gubbmint to cut hair. 1/4 of the pilots in Alaska have never held a license. Doesn't mean they're bad pilots. Now THIS deserves a thread by itself: Quote:It only gets better...
Morgan Stanley financial adviser escapes felony charges for hit-and-run 'because it could jeopardise his job'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-....
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"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees"
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No1ninja
Posts: 2054
Incept: 2009-08-19
Mississauga, Canada
Banned
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Flaps Karl did a ticker on this, if you just go back a few pages. (he was testing you to see if you read the whole ticker, sneaked it in at the end) http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=1....here you go, with commentary and all
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Flaps10
Posts: 5170
Incept: 2008-10-17
seattle
Online
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guilty as charged. Thanks ninja
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"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees"
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Ricrain
Posts: 12
Incept: 2009-05-04
Dallas, TX
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Good thing the citizens of Florida can rest easy, knowing that there won't be any more seedy barbering activity to taint their jurisdiction. Not to mention the true victims of the crime, the ones that are now walking around in legal jeopardy with their proscribed "doo". I mean, it's bad enough that Florida allows full-contact strip clubs, and is THE host state for all forms of spring break debauchery, but my soul is chilled to the bone by the idea of an unlicensed person snipping locks on those most vulnerable in our society!!
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Standby
Posts: 1005
Incept: 2009-08-06
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Barber haircuts are so cheap anyway, I don't know how they make any money. The government is really bottom feeding now.
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Mezzmor
Posts: 1175
Incept: 2008-10-09
Off the grid
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This was the first time I have read the Slantinel in years and the first story I read. Proceeded to throw the newspaper out. A ****ing SWAT team to shut down a barber shop? Come on. More of the same jack booted thuggery that is the Orlando Police Department. Jail them first, ask questions later, and whatever you do, dont be caught being black at the wrong place and time.
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Once the "Progressive" and the "educated" have completely destroyed the country, the logical, the wise, and the experienced will rebuild it.
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Antone
Posts: 7684
Incept: 2008-02-03
Seditionia, USSA
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Well, Karl, you like to ask, "where are the cops"?
There you go. Welcome to Amerika.
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As if anything has changed:
Wir sind gefickt.
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Yermawm
Posts: 213
Incept: 2009-04-20
SoCal
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+1 to Antone. We now know where the cops are indeed.
This is not rule of law. This is a hierarchy of tapeworms. Parasites living off productive members of society. The parasites survive only as long as the productive produce.
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"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." - Ayn Rand
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Dmj625
Posts: 436
Incept: 2010-03-01
New Orleans, LA
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I love how all these modern-day guilds create barriers to entry. Barber license, really? C'mon. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that some rival barber filed an anonymous complaint.
A few years after I finished grad school I started taking night classes so I could sit for the CPA exam. I dropped out after discovering that in Louisiana CPA's are required to apprentice for two years after they pass the exam before they can claim the certification. Barriers to entry.
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"The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
-Lao-tzu
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